Casual Dining 15-Second Radio Ads

#1:

You, my friend, are taller than we had remembered.  But not too tall for (client name) Two For U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; watch your head.

 

#2:

You, my friend, snore loudly, like injured wildlife. Ignore the complaints of your spouse – treat yourself to (client name) Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; snoring prohibited.

 

#3:

You, my friend, remind us of ourselves, only more so.  Rock star charm such as yours deserves (client name) Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; groupies not included

 

#4

You, my friend, exaggerate wildly with no basis in fact.  Start your political career off right with (client name) Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.   That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; we’re (client) and we approved this message.

 

#5

You, my friend, own a castle in France.  Oh, wait, that’s not you.  Drown your sorrows with (client name) Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; castle sold separately.

 

#6

You, my friend, have never touched the nose of a giraffe. Keep your streak alive with (client name) giraffe-free, Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; wildlife must be leashed.

 

#7

You, my friend, are next in line for alien abduction and intergalactic adventure.  Don’t travel on an empty stomach.  Enjoy (client name) Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; space aliens eat free on Tuesdays.

 

#8

You, my friend, hum eighties music in the shower.  Come to (client name) and we promise not to snicker. Try our Two for U Lunch, starting at just $7.99.  Over 80 combos of sandwiches, salads, and pizza.  Yes, all you can eat soup too.  That’s why we’re here.

SUPER: Weekdays until 3; Extra credit: Walk like an Egyptian.